About Diamondhacks

My name is Diamond Hacks and I was raised a Protestant, on a Catholic block of a Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn, NY. I have a son, a beagle and a wife, none of whom play baseball commensurate with my expectations. The boy is afraid of the ball. The old lady doesnt block the plate convincingly...don't even get me started on the dog. We live in Phoenix, AZ... often in separate rooms of the house.