Say Goodnight Bob

        An actual sampling from this week's Bob Melvin postgame quotes:

April 7 -- After Dave Bush two hits the Diamondbacks:

"He's a guy that lulls you to sleep a little bit," Melvin said.

Bush...zzzzz

April 8 - Brewers, behind Doug Davis, beat Dbacks:

"...these guys can lull you to sleep a little bit."

Davis...zzzzzzzzz

April 8- Melvin stayed awake just long enough to warn the media about the uniquely hypnotic qualities of tomorrow's opposing hurler, Chris Capuano: 

"He's got a lot of deception to everything he does," Melvin said. "You don't see a delivery like his. He's compact, yet he jumps at you. His rhythm is a little slower, similar to Doug Davis."

                            ****  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ****

Could someone give me a wakeup call after Bob Melvin is fired?