Two 'Show Low' Fans Take 'Shots' At Bonds

Barry Bonds is scheduled to play tonight in Phoenix, where plenty of seats are still available - for a price. It's an open question whether anyone will show up on  a Monday here to "take a shot" at the Ted Williams of his generation, as did this gluteally expressive Angelino.   

Photo courtesy of The Sports Frog

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POSTGAME UPDATE 10:20PM

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Bonds' first valley appearance drew just 21,610 fans, including 23 year old doofus Mark Greggersen of Show Low AZ, who was charged with disorderly conduct after throwing a tube of toothpaste at Bonds from the left field bleachers. A grinning Greggersen, who also sported a homemade "syringe necklace", explained after his dismissal that he wanted to make it clear that "he (Bonds) was not welcome at this ballpark".

As evidenced by eight years of relentless booing and mock chants of "Baarrryy, Baaarrryyy" , Bonds has never been welcome at Chase Ho Park. Moreover, anyone who blindsides an athlete with toiletries of any kind is not welcome in polite society, let alone at a ballyard. Kid, take your silly grin and white undershirt and go back to Show Low to do whatever you folks do up in the woods. When, or if, you are ever interested in becoming at all funny, take a cue from the LA comedian, seen above, executing his own wickedly harmless brand of "Show Low".