STEP FORWARD, BASEMAN!!!

The DiamondHacks PA man is a caricature of everything wrong with a baseball stadium announcer. Full of faux energy and self-import, he sounds uncannily like this infamous Jayhawk:

STEP FORRWARDDD, OHHHH DDDAAWWWWGGGG!!!! YOU CLATTERING PILE OF CHATTERING JUNK!!!   

Just use your real voice, dude. It's a baseball game, not a WWF smackdown.