Brenly Bling Burgled
Bob Brenly's Emmy award, won for his work as Cubs' color analyst, was stolen this 
week from his Scottsdale home. Brenly, the Diamondbacks' last major league caliber manager, was not home during the theft. Police officially have no suspects, but Emmy-less Mark Grace, who openly coveted both of Brenly's old jobs, might warrant a jingle.
Curt Schilling is my prime suspect. I read once that he collects **** memorabilia; why not an Emmy?
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World War II memorabilia should get through the filter.
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Lol. I thought you'd run me through the ringer for sneaking Brenly through as "major league caliber".
btw, your **** is a perfectly acceptable adjective in my book. Regrettably, it's also one of the most frequently - and offensively - misapplied English nouns - hence the asterisks.
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