Phoenix Baseball Magic Times in Phoenix Arizona!!!

Ping have GREAT time last night at Chaseway Park! Like visiting Boston without the hassles at Logan and still get to root for my D*Backs.  

Here is part of the sellout crowd in the second inning! Dont forget, Cynical Haters, true fans frequent delicious concession stands during entire game. Premier Chou En Lai Six Packs unparalleled success for Our Glorious City and Franchise of Integrity.  TOTAL SELLOUT!! Place to be, definitely.

Red Sox fans LOUD, even before game start. Cheer warm ups even! How do they know what cheer to perform without Jumbotron and in house host prompts?  Ping think fans gather secretly at Old North Church and receive detailed instructions from Red Sox Council of Enthusiasm. Then fly in and breathe fire as one - like Great Red Dragon.

Average Boston fan plumper than Ping's whole family put together and drink like whale. Ping see four American fights after fifth inning. Better than dog fighting in China. 

Diamond Club make Ping "horny". May Ping include that sexiness term? No Asian girls but micro minis and sloppy lipstick like a Mexican Bangkok. Ping schwinnggg. Lupita say she 22. Probably fifteen. She wait outside Diamond Club with glossy lips from heaven.

Inside Chaseway red everywhere. All concession stands - Cold Stone, Pizza Hut, MacDonald, Big Dawg - all signs red. Big bathrooms total red with urinals for nice white accent. All concourse signs bright red. Employees wear red. Red Sox fans? Yes. ha ha. They red too! Chaseway a regular Beijing May Day.

Visit Chaseway most exquisite rotunda. Breathtaking photos on ceiling of Gila River Casinos. Like Sistine Chapel. Ping will go to this River to witness further cascading American beauty.

Julio Lugo perform magic Hidden Ball trick on D*Backs. Bad magic to Ping. Lugo beat up woman. Feel bad for youthful runner named Callaspo. He try hard and seem like really nice guy. Bad magic.

GO DIAMONDBACKS!!!