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Are they seriously going to wear red belts with white pants and red jerseys?

Randyflakjacket_1

Who came up with these uniforms, Talbots?

I guess if you're baseball royalty and make three or four thousand dollars per pitch, you can wear pretty much anything, or nothing at all. But few pitchers have relied so heavily over the years on their image, as has the Big Unit. And to that end, we feel Randy's "look" simply cant do without this darling handbag to complete the ensemble.

(photo courtesy M. Spencer Green/AP)

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Will they get their Fixx if they wear their Red Belts at night?


(groan)

Randy's makeover was nothing compared to piecing togther your 'ensemble'.


But thanks to the Library of Congress Rock Archives, feverish googling, and the grace of God, this uneasy episode of unhipness is behind me ;-)

Oh don't worry. As soon as the Communist Red Fad goes "out of fashion" I'm sure Kenny, Mooron, and yes-man Hall will see it perfectly fit to change colors yet again.


Franchise Destruction. A New Brand of Baseball.

Randy Johnson has a gut?

Good catch.


Getting soft in his old age? Or maybe he's wearing a flak jacket or weight girdle.

He'll need the flak jacket;-)

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