Results tagged ‘ International Baseball ’

Close Friends

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

                                                                — Chinese warrior-sage, Sun-Tzu

Nixon_mao_1 Regardless of what one thinks about Chinese politics, the games there this week were extraordinary. Nothing surprising about why MLB made the trip – that’s clear as a bell – but to see the New York game contested by major leaguers, a mere long toss or gunshot from The Gate of Heavenly Peace, is surreal if not downright transcendent. MLB is on it like white on rice, with a phalanx of house "reporters" documenting how delighted everyone is about everything. Gee, how geographically appropriate!

And then there’s MLBlahgs, characteristically propping up a pair of moribund player travelogues, to the exclusion of everyone else in the "community". You have to laugh. Not at the inequity of promotion – as I say, China is a huge story and attention must be paid. You just have to laugh at consumer’s utter lack of response to the content.

Let’s set the stage. There are tens of millions of baseball fans domestically, hundreds of millions worldwide. At this juncture, millions more Americans have visited mainland China and have a special interest in the people and culture.

If a couple major leaguers, including a prominent star like Andruw Jones, shared personal experiences from baseball’s inaugural voyage to this fascinating destination, wouldn’t you think there’d be significant, if not overwhelming interest inherent in that? Not necessarily deep interest, but widespread, shallow, fanboy or Travel Channel type interest? What was the food like, Andruw? Do they like baseball in China? I’ve been to Beijing, Heath – what did you do there? Tell us a funny story about your adventures, something we wouldn’t read in your mlb bio. Do you have any pictures?

And yet, after all the hoopla and setup ( including direct links from mlb’s home page all weekend), as of my posting, the last three entries from Heath Bell and Andruw Jones have elicited a combined total of two reader comments.

Two.

In the whole world!

How could such a buzzworthy event, fueled by mlb’s mega-marketing utterly fail to capture any public interest? Surely one thing cannot explain such incredulous results. Here’s a few ideas:

1. Sports fans are more into their NCAA brackets. Well, I guess, but if Hockey Ladies of Greatness can draw 10 comments per post here at home, why cant the Padres and Dodgers draw a third that, halfway around the world?

2. Player blogs arent new anymore. By now, fans are familiar with MLBlogs’ brand of "player" blogs and have largely tuned them out. Initial posts still generate interest, but most fans quickly realize the dual lure of substantive input from – or genuine interaction with – a major leaguer are false promises.

3. MLB’s player/celebrity blogs are boring and fake. Celebrity bloggers’ inability or disinterest in conversing with individual commenters is so total on MLBlogs, it makes one wonder if the celebs even have a password to access their own accounts. Contrast that with ordinary bloggers, who are engaged in continuous dialogue with their hard earned readerships. Or with Curt Schilling, who responds to comments and fine tunes positions based on fan input on his enormously popular blog. Whatever one thinks of Curt, the point is there’s a real person on the other side. A person who wants to be there. MLB player blogs rarely have much to say – and to assert that their posts are "edited" may be too kind. Maybe there’s player input, but it’s hidden behind a veneer of editors who appear primarily responsible for the content, generating toothless, circa 1958 copy and even erasing irreverent but innocuous reader comments. Who wants to read a blog like that?  Who, in 2008, would even want to be associated with a blog like that?  Read Andruw Jones’ blog and ask yourself, "Does he really want to be blogging?"

4. MLBlogs is driven purely by advertising, not independent content. That’s why the best writers have already left.  This isnt a community of ideas. It’s a top down public relations arm of MLB, pure and simple. Well, simple, anyway. There’s nothing pure about charging people to join what’s sold as a marketplace of ideas, then turning that promise into what amounts to a monopoly of tired advertisements. That’s why MLBlogs, despite enormous potential, is so disrespected on both sides of it’s fortressed walls. Much like it’s close friend, China, MLB sees independent thought inside its borders as a threat instead of an opportunity.

Both might do well, in this rapidly evolving age, to heed Sun-Tzu’s advice.

People Will Come

BatboyThis story might make your skin crawl. No gore and it shouldnt ruin your lunch, but it’s a little creepy. And true.

Just over a year ago, I posted a sentimental tribute to my son, about the time he filled in as an AFL batboy. It touched on baseball and life’s illusions, and I was pleased to get some positive feedback on it. Like all posts, though, it eventually got archived and my thoughts turned to a hundred other ostensibly related topics. Baseball…Diamondbacks…Alyssa Milano……How to make my blog more viable…Alyssa Milano.
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For those of us not in on the big sell, it hasnt been easy getting featured on mlblogs. But that’s old news. The point is, you come up with gimmicks to make your page stand out; to make it more fun or useful than that of the geek next door. For example, I added sardonic images to my posts, and foreign language translations on the sidebar – including one in beautiful Arabic hieroglyphics, as a joke. Funny thing was, I actually got some hits from the Kingdom. Not a lot, but they’d trickle in from different IP addresses. Got a similar hit yesterday from the UAE.
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Like most bloggers, I got me one of them site meters. They’re fascinating tools, providing all sorts of free info about your readers except who they really are. I wondered if my Saudi readers were expats with Arizona connections, reaching out for Diamondbacks from ARAMCO barracks halfway around the globe. Or maybe a privileged prince with a secret American baseball bug? I really had no idea.
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Most baffling was that the Middle Easterners, almost without exception, gravitated to a single post I had written some time ago – the one about the AFL game. Gee, it really was a good story, I told myself. But why weren’t the Saudis reading any of my other stuff? This struck me as a tad odd. Perhaps cryptic Saudi significance was innocently embedded in the initials "AFL"? Ak-Faisal Ladin, anyone? No? The AFL baseball team was called the "Desert Dogs" – could that be a connection? Or did Julio Franco, who I briefly mention twice in the story, have a burgeoning fan club in Riyadh? I was at a loss.
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Turns out, it was none of that. Further snooping on SiteMeter revealed that this distant seduction was fueled, not by anything I had written, but by a stock photo inserted near the bottom of the AFL post – a picture of a prepubescent boy my son’s age, from the waist up, taking a shower. It turns out the two most popular Google searches to find Diamondhacks, from Saudi Arabia anyway, are:
  1. Naked boy
  2. boy in shower

Lovely. I dont wanna come down too hard on any society righteous enough to parade around in long, white robes with funny hats, nor one sufficiently sage to forbid women to drive. Nor do I (heaven forbid!) want to come across like a Crusader, but with due respect to our dear friends squatting on the world’s largest oil reserves, their virtue police really ought to look into this *** pedophilia thing and consider chopping off some nuts.

(photos ourtesy of ottawalynxblog.com and raidernet.com)

The Seven Year Pitch

For those who havent yet had their fill of Saudi Arabian baseball,  ESPN2 is coming to the rescue with today’s hotly awaited broadcast of the Little League tilt between The Kingdom and (The Former) Empire of Japan

Here come the Japanese youngsters!! [Japanese fans cheering wildly] and here come the Saudis! Whoa…what’s this?

Why, these children dont look very Saudi Arabian to us? 

And where are the Saudi Arabian fans in Williamsport?

Diamondhacks doesnt have a problem with these particular sons of ex-pat refinery executives benefitting from a cool international experience. What we do have a problem with is their participation, on ESPN no less, helping promulgate the myth that they represent Saudi Arabia in any meaningful way whatsoever.

It’s not about their complexion. Or that these kids live in gated communities Sevenyearitch_2around Dhahran, segregated from greater(a term loosely applied) Saudi life. That happens in other countries too.  It’s the extent to which Saudi Arabian culture, and the monarchial Saudi government in particular, require this to be so. Understand that Wahabbism and a Western frivolity like baseball are publicly incompatible in the Kingdom – like a church, or a synagogue, or the notion of a woman driving a car.

Saudi Arabia is, more or less, our generation’s South Africa. These kids arent in Williamsport for themselves and even less so for the glory of Saudi Arabians. The Saudi populace barely knows they exist, let alone play ball. The boys have shown up seven years running, ostensibly representing KSA, to help further the relentless fabrication that The Kingdom is more tolerant than it is, and that The Kingdom and the West are more culturally, indeed morally, aligned than they in fact are.

Folks, they’re here primarily for us.

Indeed, they are us.

Masquerading as a feelgood bridge between supposedly allied cultures, these American kids are pawns in an effort at the highest levels to distract from, if not disguise, the opposite, unspeakably awkward, reality. That is, an ugly cultural divide, immorally but tenaciously tied together by oil – and precious little else.

The day "real" Saudi families and children are allowed to publicly and enthusiastically explore other countries’ pastimes, like baseball, has not yet arrived.

We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

You Aint Ghana: Believe It!

If The Pied Piper of The Fens has the Back Bay Handel on brackish water music for absorbent lemmings (provided her gurgling cacophony isnt drowned out by The Big Dig), then Diamondhacks has reached out thirsty Sonoran roots to, more clearly, touch the world.

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Diamondhacks proudly received its first African guest yesterday, when the official scorer ruled a brief visit from the Republic of Ghana, Kofi Annan’s old neck o’ the woods, a "hit".

We figured our recent Barry Bonds examination and other blistering baseball exposes had some "legs", but this river grass roots response exceeded even our painstakingly delusional expectations – we also suspect Diamondhacks’ resonant political and military coverage plays well abroad.

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Rest assured, Dear Reader, that the allure of coveted Ghanian "cred" will not deter Diamondhacks from its defining local mission: to "pontificate ad nauseum on all things Diamondback"

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